120 QUESTIONS · ZERO SCIENTIFIC CLAIMS
A very unserious number. A transparent formula.
Character carries more weight than muscle. Our fictional weights turn your answers into 1–1,200 Gibeonites. A bit of fun among friends, not a measure of your value or spirituality.
For each trait, add answer value × question weight, then divide by 3 × the sum of answered question weights. Combine the trait ratios using the percentages below. Final score = round(1 + 1199 × combined ratio^1.65). If a whole trait is skipped, redistribute its weight proportionally across answered traits. With no answers there is no result.
Example: a 50% ratio in every trait gives 383 Gibeonites. All lowest answers give 1; all highest give 1,200. The same answers always give the same result. Different random question sets can produce different scores.
The sources inspire the themes. The questions, percentages, score curve, illustrations, and titles are our inventions. The outfit, hair and imaginary-beard jokes are fictional survival bonuses, not historical claims. Age, gender and eye colour do not affect the score. Fitness questions are optional. “Likely descendants” does not mean every Nethinim was a Gibeonite.
Biblical inspiration
- Learn From the Gibeonites — The Watchtower, July 2026, pp. 2–7
- Gibeon — Insight on the Scriptures
- Nethinim — Glossary
The question bank
120 original questions, in both languages. 16 featured scenarios carry weight 2; the other 104 questions carry weight 1. Answer values run from 0 to 3. Skip any question.
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1. The party is over. Someone hands you a mop. Your reaction?
- “Where do I start?” (3 points)
- I help, after a tiny internal sigh. (2 points)
- I volunteer to supervise. (1 points)
- Suddenly, I have a very important phone call. (0 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
2. Someone calls you the most humble person they know.
- I ask for that in writing. Framed. (0 points)
- I thank them and mention the people who help me. (3 points)
- I blush, smile, and move on. (2 points)
- I casually repeat it at dinner. (1 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
3. You are the strongest in the group, but the task is washing cups.
- These cups are about to meet their Gibeonite. (3 points)
- I wash them if someone joins me. (2 points)
- I negotiate a task with more heroic potential. (1 points)
- My talents are clearly being wasted. (0 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
4. A friend corrects your pronunciation of “Gibeonite”.
- I say thanks and try again. (3 points)
- I laugh at myself. (2 points)
- I claim it is an ancient dialect. (1 points)
- I establish a rival pronunciation school. (0 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
5. You promised to help. Now a more exciting invitation arrives.
- I keep my commitment. (3 points)
- I ask whether we can rearrange without causing trouble. (2 points)
- I send a vague “maybe”. (1 points)
- My phone mysteriously stops working. (0 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
6. Your friend texts “can you pick me up?” at 1 a.m.
- Already looking for my car keys. (3 points)
- Find them a safe ride if I cannot go. (2 points)
- Reply with the bus timetable. (1 points)
- Suddenly my phone is in airplane mode. (0 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
7. Your friend starts a terrible band. First gig: five people.
- I am three of those people. Front row, loud cheering. (3 points)
- I go, wearing discreet earplugs. (2 points)
- I watch a clip. On mute. (1 points)
- I ask whether there will be free food. (0 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
8. You agreed to help a friend move, but you hurt your arm.
- I bring lunch. The crew runs on lasagne. (3 points)
- I organize the van and label the boxes. (3 points)
- I help find someone to take my place. (2 points)
- My arm and I disappear from the group chat. (0 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
9. The group chat has become a debate about absolutely nothing.
- I add one final devastating argument. (0 points)
- I mute it and cool down. (2 points)
- I help everyone lower the temperature. (3 points)
- I send popcorn emojis. (1 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
10. Someone takes your usual seat.
- I sit elsewhere. The chair was never mine. (3 points)
- I smile, with a little internal drama. (2 points)
- I mention my long history with this chair. (1 points)
- I invoke the ancient seating covenant. (0 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
11. A friend wrongly blames you for a small mix-up.
- Calmly explain and try to sort it out. (3 points)
- Take a moment, then speak privately. (3 points)
- Become noticeably frosty. (1 points)
- Prepare a 19-slide public rebuttal. (0 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
12. Your team loses a friendly game.
- Congratulate the winners and help pack up. (3 points)
- Laugh and request a rematch. (2 points)
- Mention the questionable rules. (1 points)
- Begin my career as a full-time referee critic. (0 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
13. Twenty friends arrive. There are six cups.
- Find clean reusable cups or arrange more. (3 points)
- Ask the host what would help. (2 points)
- Guard my cup like a family heirloom. (1 points)
- Deliver a speech about planning. (0 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
14. Your flat-pack shelf has one mysterious piece left over.
- Check the instructions before using it. (3 points)
- Ask someone experienced to check it. (3 points)
- Put very light books on it. (1 points)
- Declare it a decorative spare. (0 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
15. The picnic forecast suddenly says rain.
- Find shelter and tell everyone the updated plan. (3 points)
- Bring umbrellas and towels. (2 points)
- Suggest eating very quickly. (1 points)
- Argue with the clouds. I booked sunshine. (0 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
16. Which role sounds most like you on moving day?
- The organized packer and label maker. (3 points)
- The food, water, and encouragement crew. (3 points)
- The helper who needs clear instructions. (2 points)
- The person asking whether the sofa stays. (0 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
17. The groceries are waiting downstairs. Your carrying style?
- Several comfortable, manageable trips. (2 points)
- A couple of steady trips with the heavier bags. (3 points)
- Light bags only, with help. (1 points)
- I coordinate from upstairs. (0 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
18. Imagine a water-carrying shift in Gibeon. Your capacity?
- Small container, frequent rests. (1 points)
- A medium container at a steady pace. (2 points)
- A full jar, safely, with energy for another trip. (3 points)
- I am on the route-planning desk. (0 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
19. Your friends suggest a gentle afternoon hike.
- I am ready for the full route. (3 points)
- I join the shorter route. (2 points)
- A short flat stroll is my thing. (1 points)
- I am the welcome-back snack committee. (0 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
20. How does a morning of light gardening sound?
- I could keep going with sensible breaks. (3 points)
- An hour is about right. (2 points)
- A few minutes at a time. (1 points)
- I am better at naming the plants. (0 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
21. Your sandals break on the way to meet your friends.
- Use a safe temporary fix and arrange a replacement. (3 points)
- Call someone for help. (2 points)
- Shuffle dramatically to the nearest shop. (1 points)
- Announce that the journey has aged them 400 years. (0 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
22. There is leftover bread. It is dry, but still safe to eat.
- Bruschetta. Problem solved. (3 points)
- Breadcrumbs for tomorrow. (3 points)
- Ask someone for a recipe. (2 points)
- Label it “diplomatic evidence”. (0 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
23. Your phone battery is at 2% in an unfamiliar town.
- Save the address, conserve power, ask for directions. (3 points)
- Find a place to charge it. (2 points)
- Send seventeen messages about the battery. (1 points)
- Accept my new life as a local resident. (0 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
24. Pick your expedition superpower.
- A useful backup plan. (3 points)
- Knowing who to ask for help. (3 points)
- A bag with at least one useful thing. (2 points)
- A remarkably convincing ancient-traveler outfit. (0 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
25. You win at board games. How annoying are you?
- I commission a trophy (0 points)
- Victory speech, obviously (1 points)
- One tiny celebration (2 points)
- Good game. Who wants snacks? (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
26. Someone opens the jar you could not open.
- I loosened it first! (0 points)
- Suspicious. Very suspicious. (1 points)
- Fine, nice work (2 points)
- My hero. Pass the pickles. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
27. How do you accept a compliment?
- Finally, someone notices (0 points)
- I add it to my biography (1 points)
- Awkward smile (2 points)
- Thanks! Now tell me about you. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
28. Your signature entrance at a party?
- Someone should announce me (0 points)
- Fashionably late and very loud (1 points)
- Wave, smile, find friends (2 points)
- Hi! Where do I put the food I brought? (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
29. A child beats you at a video game.
- The controller is broken (0 points)
- Best of 47 (1 points)
- Okay, rematch? (2 points)
- Teach me your ways, tiny wizard. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
30. Your selfie-to-helping ratio on moving day?
- Full documentary, zero boxes (0 points)
- Mostly creative direction (1 points)
- One photo, then work (2 points)
- There are photos? I was carrying boxes. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
31. You confidently give the wrong directions.
- The road moved (0 points)
- Blame the GPS (1 points)
- Quiet U-turn (2 points)
- My bad. I owe everyone ice cream. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
32. Who gets the best slice of your homemade cake?
- Me. Chef privilege. (0 points)
- Whoever compliments me most (1 points)
- First come, first served (2 points)
- The guest. I will eat the structural failure. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
33. How often do you say “I told you so”?
- It is my ringtone (0 points)
- Several times per incident (1 points)
- I mostly say it with my face (2 points)
- I am busy helping fix it. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
34. The group picks someone else’s restaurant.
- I bring a packed lunch in protest (0 points)
- I predict disaster (1 points)
- I try it, reluctantly (2 points)
- Great. New food unlocked. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
35. You are wrong about a very random fact.
- I edit the encyclopedia (0 points)
- I need twelve more sources (1 points)
- Fine, you got me (2 points)
- Excellent. My brain got an update. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
36. You discover you have been singing the wrong lyrics for years.
- My version is better (0 points)
- The singer clearly copied me (1 points)
- Laugh, but keep my version (2 points)
- Laugh and learn the actual words. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
37. Would you wear a ridiculous costume to cheer up a friend?
- My image would never recover (0 points)
- Only with a mask (1 points)
- For a very good friend (2 points)
- Where is the inflatable dinosaur? (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
38. The group photo caught you blinking.
- Delete all evidence (0 points)
- We are doing 30 more takes (1 points)
- Can we try one more? (2 points)
- Everyone else looks great. Send it. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
39. Your ancient-city job title?
- Supreme executive of everything (0 points)
- Senior assistant to the supreme executive (1 points)
- Useful person with a clipboard (2 points)
- Whatever needs doing, I am in. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
40. You make amazing pasta. Someone asks for the recipe.
- Classified for 300 years (0 points)
- I omit one crucial ingredient (1 points)
- I share the ingredients (2 points)
- Full recipe. Come over, we will make it together. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 4, 7. Willingness to do humble work.
41. Your friend says “I have a stupid idea”.
- I am already walking away (0 points)
- How stupid, exactly? (1 points)
- Tell me. I reserve the right to laugh. (2 points)
- I am listening. Let’s make it less stupid. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
42. Your group chat needs a dinner reservation.
- I leave the chat (0 points)
- I react with a thumbs-up (1 points)
- I suggest a place (2 points)
- Booked. Here is the time and address. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
43. A friend’s joke lands in total silence.
- I explain why it failed (0 points)
- I pretend not to know them (1 points)
- One supportive chuckle (2 points)
- I commit to the bit. We sink together. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
44. You borrowed a charger three months ago.
- We are legally married now (0 points)
- I have renamed it (1 points)
- I return it when reminded (2 points)
- Already returned. With a thank-you snack. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
45. Someone mentions your friend when they are not there.
- I provide bonus gossip (0 points)
- I stay for the drama (1 points)
- I change the subject (2 points)
- I stand up for them. No cheap shots. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
46. Your friend’s new haircut is... a decision.
- I make it the group icon (0 points)
- Laugh for six working days (1 points)
- It will grow back (2 points)
- Gentle honesty. Emergency hat if requested. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
47. How reliable is your “I am on my way”?
- I am still in bed (0 points)
- I am locating my socks (1 points)
- Keys in hand (2 points)
- I am actually on my way. Revolutionary. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
48. Your friend has a weird new hobby.
- I arrange an intervention (0 points)
- I send memes about it (1 points)
- I ask a few questions (2 points)
- Tell me everything about competitive moss growing. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
49. A teammate is painfully bad at karaoke.
- Film it for future leverage (0 points)
- Leave for a very long bathroom break (1 points)
- Clap politely (2 points)
- Join the chorus. Now we are both terrible. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
50. Who are you in a group project?
- The missing person (0 points)
- The “any updates?” person (1 points)
- I do my bit (2 points)
- I do my bit and rescue the shared document. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
51. Your friend is moving to a new city.
- Friendship subscription cancelled (0 points)
- We should hang out sometime (1 points)
- I keep in touch (2 points)
- First visit already planned. Snacks packed. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
52. You lose your friend in a big supermarket.
- I start a new life (0 points)
- I finish shopping first (1 points)
- I call them (2 points)
- Meet at the bread aisle. We have a protocol. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
53. The birthday surprise needs someone to blow up 80 balloons.
- I am allergic to effort (0 points)
- I contribute one dramatic balloon (1 points)
- I do a fair share (2 points)
- I brought a pump. We are professionals. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
54. A friend sends a seven-minute voice message.
- I contact my lawyer (0 points)
- Send a thumbs-up without listening (1 points)
- Listen at 2× speed (2 points)
- Listen, then actually answer their question. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
55. There is one umbrella for two people.
- Survival of the driest (0 points)
- My hair has priority (1 points)
- Share, slightly badly (2 points)
- We both fit. My shoulder can get wet. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
56. Your team needs someone to play the boring role.
- I suddenly remember an appointment (0 points)
- I demand a better title (1 points)
- I take a turn (2 points)
- I volunteer. Someone has to guard the sandwiches. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 5, 13–16. Trust and loyal support; many Nethinim were likely Gibeonite descendants.
57. Someone puts pineapple on the pizza.
- International incident (0 points)
- I call an emergency meeting (1 points)
- I look away and breathe (2 points)
- Their slice, their adventure. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
58. The Wi-Fi stops working for ten minutes.
- Civilization has collapsed (0 points)
- I reboot my entire personality (1 points)
- I use mobile data (2 points)
- I talk to the humans in the room. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
59. Someone says “calm down” when you are already calm.
- Now I am spectacularly not calm (0 points)
- I write an angry internal monologue (1 points)
- One very long breath (2 points)
- Still calm. Impressive, honestly. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
60. A queue moves at geological speed.
- I age 400 years out loud (0 points)
- Sigh in surround sound (1 points)
- Distract myself (2 points)
- Excellent time for a chat or a daydream. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
61. Your friend takes 19 attempts to park.
- I sell the car on their behalf (0 points)
- Live commentary on every attempt (1 points)
- Quiet encouragement (2 points)
- I get out and calmly help guide them. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
62. Someone chews very loudly next to you.
- A personal declaration of war (0 points)
- I stare in Morse code (1 points)
- Move slightly further away (2 points)
- Ignore it or ask nicely if needed. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
63. Your board-game opponent reads every rule aloud.
- I flip the imaginary table (0 points)
- I start another game while waiting (1 points)
- I survive somehow (2 points)
- Good. Fewer arguments later. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
64. Someone spoils the ending of your show.
- Friendship trial starts tomorrow (0 points)
- Dramatic gasp, three days long (1 points)
- I complain once (2 points)
- Annoying, but we will survive. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
65. How competitive are you at mini golf?
- This is the final of the universe (0 points)
- I brought my own pencil (1 points)
- I like winning, but it is a game (2 points)
- Here for the tiny windmill and the company. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
66. The waiter brings the wrong dish.
- I request a parliamentary inquiry (0 points)
- Big theatrical disappointment (1 points)
- Politely mention it (2 points)
- Kindly sort it out. Mistakes happen. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
67. Two friends cannot agree on a movie.
- I introduce a third argument (0 points)
- I leave them to it (1 points)
- Suggest flipping a coin (2 points)
- Find a compromise before the popcorn goes cold. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
68. You receive “OK.” with a full stop.
- Clearly we are enemies now (0 points)
- Analyze it with three friends (1 points)
- Brief overthinking (2 points)
- Probably just OK. Back to my sandwich. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
69. The person ahead pays with a mountain of coins.
- I become a historical ruin (0 points)
- Count every second (1 points)
- Wait, with visible suffering (2 points)
- They are allowed coins. I can wait. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
70. Someone borrows your pen and clicks it repeatedly.
- The pen goes into witness protection (0 points)
- I silently combust (1 points)
- Ask for it back (2 points)
- Ask nicely. Offer a non-clicky pen. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
71. Your travel companion needs a fifth bathroom stop.
- I cancel the concept of travel (0 points)
- I calculate our new arrival year (1 points)
- Another stop, another sigh (2 points)
- We stop. Bodies have their own timetable. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
72. Someone explains a joke you already understood.
- I explain why I did not need it (0 points)
- My eye starts twitching (1 points)
- Nod politely (2 points)
- Let them finish. It makes them happy. (3 points)
Study, paragraphs 3, 10–12. Seeking peace, respect for the Law, and patience.
73. Your cooking level?
- The smoke alarm knows my name (0 points)
- Pasta, with supervision (1 points)
- A decent dinner (2 points)
- People invent birthdays so I will cook. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
74. Can you fold a fitted sheet?
- I do not negotiate with demons (0 points)
- I make a fabric meteorite (1 points)
- Almost a rectangle (2 points)
- Yes. Apparently I am a wizard. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
75. A chair starts wobbling. Your response?
- Give it to my least favourite guest (0 points)
- Put a napkin under it (1 points)
- Check the screws (2 points)
- Find the cause and fix it properly. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
76. Your relationship with laundry symbols?
- Ancient forbidden runes (0 points)
- Everything at the same temperature (1 points)
- I check the delicate stuff (2 points)
- I can read the sacred triangle language. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
77. Can you sew a button back on?
- I retire the entire shirt (0 points)
- Safety pin. Fashion. (1 points)
- Slowly, with a tutorial (2 points)
- Done. Better attached than before. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
78. Your sandwich-making ability?
- Bread is already a sandwich (0 points)
- Cheese between things (1 points)
- Good filling-to-bread ratio (2 points)
- Structural engineering with exceptional flavour. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
79. Can you pack a car boot efficiently?
- I put the watermelon under the suitcase (0 points)
- Close it quickly and pray to physics (1 points)
- A few rearrangements (2 points)
- Tetris champion, luggage division. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
80. Your plant looks unhappy.
- We avoid eye contact (0 points)
- More water. Always more water. (1 points)
- Check the soil and light (2 points)
- Identify the problem. Plant rehabilitation begins. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
81. How are your barbecue skills?
- Carbon is a flavour (0 points)
- Sausages with mixed outcomes (1 points)
- Solid results (2 points)
- I manage heat, timing and everyone’s preferences. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
82. The internet router stops working.
- I gently threaten it (0 points)
- Unplug everything in the house (1 points)
- Restart it and check cables (2 points)
- Diagnose it, fix it, keep the password labelled. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
83. Your picnic contributions usually include...
- My magnetic presence (0 points)
- A bag of crisps (1 points)
- Something tasty to share (2 points)
- Food, water, plates and the thing everyone forgot. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
84. Can you wrap a present?
- It looks like a hostage situation (0 points)
- Enough tape solves anything (1 points)
- Recognizably a present (2 points)
- Sharp corners. Ribbon. Unnecessary excellence. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
85. A recipe says “a pinch”.
- I add the whole personality of the spice (0 points)
- Suspiciously large pinch (1 points)
- A little, then taste (2 points)
- I know the pinch. The pinch knows me. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
86. Can you untangle fairy lights?
- Buy a new house instead (0 points)
- Pull until something happens (1 points)
- Patient work, eventual success (2 points)
- Five minutes. Sorted and neatly rolled. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
87. Your toolkit contains...
- A butter knife and optimism (0 points)
- One mysterious screwdriver (1 points)
- The useful basics (2 points)
- Labelled tools that I actually know how to use. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
88. Hosting dinner for eight: how do you cope?
- I move out (0 points)
- Eight takeaway menus (1 points)
- One big dish and a simple plan (2 points)
- Good food, good timing, nobody washing up alone. (3 points)
Joshua 9:27; Nehemiah 3:26. Water, wood, and repair work inspire these modern scenarios.
89. The jar lid refuses to cooperate. Your move?
- Name it my nemesis (0 points)
- Pass it to someone stronger (1 points)
- Grip, twist, eventual victory (2 points)
- Open it. Accidentally become everyone’s jar person. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
90. Your physique in ancient-city terms?
- Palace cushion specialist (0 points)
- Agile messenger (1 points)
- Reliable shield carrier (2 points)
- The gate asks ME to open it. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
91. How many shopping bags per trip?
- One ceremonial item (0 points)
- Two light bags (1 points)
- Several bags, sensible load (2 points)
- The heavy ones, safely. I am the trolley. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
92. The lift is broken. Fourth floor.
- I live in the lobby now (0 points)
- Slow climb with pauses (1 points)
- Steady climb (2 points)
- Up I go. Still able to chat. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
93. Arm-wrestling at a picnic: your reputation?
- Decorative elbow (0 points)
- Occasional surprise (1 points)
- Respectable opponent (2 points)
- People warm up before challenging me. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
94. Your grip during a handshake?
- Warm spaghetti (0 points)
- Polite and soft (1 points)
- Firm and comfortable (2 points)
- Strong, but I remember hands are not walnuts. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
95. How long can you dance at a party?
- I dance with my eyebrows (0 points)
- One song, then retirement (1 points)
- Several songs (2 points)
- Until the DJ politely asks me to leave. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
96. A toddler asks for a piggyback ride.
- I offer a seated story instead (0 points)
- A very short ride (1 points)
- A lap of the garden (2 points)
- Many laps, with breaks. I am public transport. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
97. Your natural walking speed?
- Museum visitor examining every brick (0 points)
- Relaxed Sunday stroll (1 points)
- Good steady pace (2 points)
- Friends ask whether I have a train to catch. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
98. Your ability to carry a watermelon?
- I carry the receipt (0 points)
- Small melon, two hands (1 points)
- Full-size melon, no drama (2 points)
- Watermelon in one arm, other groceries in the other. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
99. A sofa needs moving. Your assigned role?
- Emotional support from the sofa (0 points)
- Remove the cushions (1 points)
- One end, with a partner (2 points)
- The heavy end. Someone please measure the door. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
100. Your posture after an afternoon outdoors?
- Historical collapse (0 points)
- Very committed to sitting (1 points)
- Tired but functional (2 points)
- Still upright. Who wants another walk? (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
101. Can you catch something tossed gently to you?
- I catch it with the floor (0 points)
- Sometimes. By accident. (1 points)
- Usually, yes (2 points)
- Clean catch. Casual nod. Main-character moment. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
102. Your balance on an uneven path?
- Baby giraffe on roller skates (0 points)
- Careful, frequent pauses (1 points)
- Steady if I pay attention (2 points)
- Mountain-goat energy. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
103. How convincing is your warrior pose?
- Someone offers me a chair (0 points)
- More confused tourist than warrior (1 points)
- Decent poster material (2 points)
- The photographer instinctively retreats. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
104. A full water jug needs carrying across the garden.
- I provide directions (0 points)
- Small container, several trips (1 points)
- Full jug, both hands (2 points)
- Steady carry. Water arrives inside the jug. (3 points)
Joshua 10:2 describes mighty warriors. Modern fitness scenarios are fictional extrapolations.
105. Your facial-hair energy, real or imaginary?
- Smooth as a diplomatic pebble (0 points)
- Three brave hairs (1 points)
- Respectable ancient traveller (2 points)
- Full beard. Could hide emergency snacks. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
106. Pick your ancient expedition outfit.
- White trainers. Terrible decision. (0 points)
- Fashionable sandals (1 points)
- Comfortable patched clothes (2 points)
- Layers, sturdy sandals, pockets for everything. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
107. Your hidden talent?
- Forgetting why I entered a room (0 points)
- Identifying crisps blindfolded (1 points)
- Making people laugh at the perfect moment (2 points)
- Turning chaos into a plan, with snacks. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
108. How persuasive are you?
- I lose arguments with automatic doors (0 points)
- Occasionally get the window seat (1 points)
- Can negotiate a decent compromise (2 points)
- Could convince a cat to attend a meeting. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
109. How good is your sense of direction?
- Lost in my own bathroom (0 points)
- Follow the most confident person (1 points)
- Usually find the right way (2 points)
- I am the friend everyone follows. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
110. You have five minutes to pack for a trip.
- Three candles and a formal hat (0 points)
- Clothes, no toothbrush (1 points)
- Most essentials (2 points)
- Essentials, water, charger, tiny contingency plan. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
111. Your ability to barter at a flea market?
- I pay extra by accident (0 points)
- Ask once, then panic (1 points)
- Usually get a small discount (2 points)
- Fair deal, friendly chat, free bag included. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
112. The group gets bored during a power cut.
- Stare at the dead television (0 points)
- Complain about my battery (1 points)
- Suggest a familiar game (2 points)
- Invent a game. Somehow everyone is shouting and laughing. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
113. How many useful phrases do you know in other languages?
- Only “pizza” (0 points)
- Hello, goodbye, croissant (1 points)
- Enough to ask for help (2 points)
- Can find food, directions and friends in several languages. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
114. A suspiciously good online deal appears.
- I buy twelve (0 points)
- I send it to everyone (1 points)
- I check the seller (2 points)
- Check source, price and reviews. The “gold” jar can wait. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
115. Your emergency bag contains...
- A loyalty card for a closed café (0 points)
- A slightly melted sweet (1 points)
- Charger, tissues, snack (2 points)
- Useful basics. Someone always says “how did you know?” (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
116. Your hairstyle after a windy expedition?
- They have founded an independent country (0 points)
- A bird is considering moving in (1 points)
- Messy but manageable (2 points)
- Secured, short or shaved. Wind has no leverage. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
117. Your best ancient-traveller accessory?
- A mirror bigger than my shield (0 points)
- Sunglasses with absolutely no practical plan (1 points)
- A sturdy belt and useful pouch (2 points)
- Patched sandals, backup cord, and inexplicable confidence. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
118. Your humour in a stressful situation?
- I become the stress (0 points)
- One joke at the wrong time (1 points)
- Usually lighten the mood (2 points)
- Perfect timing. People breathe again. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
119. You need a costume using only things at home.
- I dress as myself (0 points)
- Bedsheet. Ghost. Done. (1 points)
- Recognizable and quite funny (2 points)
- Award-winning ancient traveller. Total budget: zero. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.
120. A knot refuses to come undone.
- I cut the concept of knots from my life (0 points)
- Pull harder, invent new knot (1 points)
- Slowly loosen it (2 points)
- Find the tension, solve it, become the knot consultant. (3 points)
Joshua 9:3–13 inspires the props and planning jokes. The game rewards useful ideas, not deception.